What do Eskimos think of ice cream cake? They live in igloos, so one would imagine that they would be very confused if they received an ice cream cake. They may think that it was some sort of decoration to hang on their wall or the frosting is meant to paint their house with. Overall they would be happy to receive home building supplies for their birthday but would then be perplexed by the fact that it is supposed to be eaten. It’s comparable to an American receiving a board or brick cake for their birthday. However, people that live in the hottest climates tend to enjoy the hottest and spiciest foods. So maybe Eskimos enjoy eating the coldest foods. I bet they’d love the living shit out of ice cream cake. They would probably eat dry ice if it were available to them. But they’re just stupid Eskimos, they’ll never learn how to make dry ice.