My Neighbor’s Penis

Thursday, March 27, 2008

I live in an over priced pathetic little studio apartment on the third floor. I am directly across this little street from a large apartment and I can see everything my neighbors do through their windows. Being that I already know that I’m going to hell because I am such an enormous sexual pervert, I fully indulge myself in voyeurism when the opportunity comes my way. Being a voyeur isn’t really my cup of tea, but I’m not going to turn away whenever fate smiles upon me by giving me a curvy and single Nubian M.I.L.F. that sleeps naked in the apartment across the street from mine.

I know she is an official M.I.L.F. because she has a son. I’m guessing he’s about 13 or 14 years old. He’s the classic tall and slender black kid that’s probably naturally gifted in various sports; such as basketball, baseball, football, wrestling, tennis, track and field, golf, soccer, volleyball, dancing, and basically any activity that includes physical strength and coordination. His room is directly across from my kitchen window and he usually keeps the blinds shut. That’s fine with me because I’m not really into the whole wanting to suck dick and fuck man-ass thing. I prefer to watch his mother instead.

Well this kid had a girl over tonight and he left his bedroom light on with the blinds open. I’m a huge fucking loser in the sense that I haven’t gotten laid in almost three months now, so I was hoping that I could enjoy a night of living vicariously through my high school ass getting neighbor kid by watching him log jam a hot girl in his bedroom. I probably would have touched my penis if that had happened, just to make it more realistic for me. Well the girl left and then he shut his bedroom door. He left the lights on and his blinds open, and then he sat down at his computer. I lost interest and I started scrambling some eggs because I’m broke and eggs are cheap.

After frizzling my eggs, I was putting the pan in the sink. The window is right over the sink and I could clearly see the neighbor kid skinning a giant 12-inch black carrot that was protruding straight out from his lap. He was beating his dick like it owed him money and he looked totally pissed off about it. I watched for a couple minutes because it isn’t very often that you get to see someone grip-fuck themselves with such an angry look on their face. The thing that caught my attention the most wasn’t the fact that he was rigorously winding his clock or that I could see his mother calmly cooking in the kitchen while he was doing it. What really stood out to me was the fact that this kid’s dick was HUGE. I could fit like four of my dicks into this kid’s one single dick. The whole black is bigger thing is true. That motherfucker. I lost interest after a couple minutes of watching this conkey-donged bastard shuffle his stack with the speed and aggression of a starving pit bull. So I watched ‘Deal or No Deal’ and then I farted around with my cell phone for 20 minutes or so.

After about an hour and a half, maybe two hours; I went to the sink to get a glass of water. That motherfucker was still hammering away on his fucking love log and he was still doing it at a fairly rapid pace. So not only does this asshole have an enormous dick but he’s got insane fucking stamina and stay power too. At first I was a little shocked to see him still going at it, but then these feelings of new insecurities flooded my mind. I can no longer imagine fucking his mom because even though he is her son, and I very highly doubt she’s had sex with her son, she has however seen his penis. So she knows that these giant legendary dicks are out there, and I know the look on her face after seeing my little white popsicle stick would haunt me for the rest of my life and would make my lady getting abilities even more laughable. I also know that if I ever have a girl over or I’m dating a girl while living here, I can never introduce her to my neighbor. As far as the stamina thing goes, maybe he’s just bad at masturbating. I mean, nobody on this planet knows their way around my dick better than I do. So when I jerk off it is all business, and I close shop pretty quick. But still, how the fuck do you masturbate continuously for 2 hours without losing it?

It’s like I’ve found the true reason behind the racial tension between the black and white populations. I don’t hate black people now, I just hate these athletic looking black kids with huge dicks. Their only purpose on Earth is to steal our white women, and to pollute their minds with thoughts of enormous chocodile dongs and to wreck their wombs so that the white seed from my delicate little penis will be unable to find it’s purchase in their plowed and up-heaved pussy pastures. Motherfuckers.

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