Tuesday, August 15, 2006

God damn it! My hairline is receding at a phenomenal pace. I think I might even have a hair island coming into shape at the front. I actually know a lot about hormones and how to keep your hair from falling out, but my scalp is very high maintenance. Right now I am using Procerin, saw palmetto, Nioxin shampoo, Nioxin scalp therapy, and generic Rogaine. Despite my efforts, my fucking hair count is going down faster than your sister. I have a new and very strong concoction that I am going to make, and if that doesn’t work then the hell with it. I don’t understand why women don’t like bald guys anyway. Most women like a guy that is confident, takes charge of situations, and has some real balls. Those are characteristics of high testosterone. Going bald is another characteristic of high testosterone. So a girl can just look at me and realize that I am a man of all men. Another thing that pisses me off is when a woman complains about shaving her legs. I’ve actually shaved my legs a couple of times just to see what it looked like, and it was actually a lot easier than I thought it would be. As for guys, we have to shave our frigging face every damn day of the year. We can’t cover our head with pants or skirts if we decide not to shave before work.