Dear Facebook Diary (3/8/12)

I began coughing and sneezing up a storm yesterday and by this morning I had full blown AIDS. Most people throw in the towel when they get the big HIV but when life gives me AIDS I make lemonAIDS. I woke up early and quickly began treatment by drinking green tea, eating chicken soup, and flushing my sinuses with a Neti Pot. Holy shit do I love that Neti Pot. I’ve flushed my nose with it about 5 times today and even though it gave me some hearing loss and I saw bits of my brain fall out of my nostrils, I’m having a hell of a time keeping that thing away from my schnoz. I skipped class but I emailed my teacher so I wouldn’t look like a douche. I’m glad I skipped class because after treating my ailment all day I now feel like the virus is in remission. I didn’t workout today but I still feel like I am the alpha male of my wolfpack. Also, I did a rewrite for my Sophocles paper and it only took me about half an hour. Decent day I spose.

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